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The open alphas of Hello Neighbour promised us a stealth game with Alien Isolation tier mechanics. What was delivered to us was a Sierra Adventure game where, instead of the goal being to sell guide books as a substitute for good game design, the goal was to sell merch and spinoffs as a substitute for good writing. And the puzzles are just garbage for no reason.

Hey, if you want to throw people for a real loop in your Mascot Horror tour, you could cover Gregory Horror Show. Act like its a Minecraft-looking Mascot Horror game, then drop the fact that its a 2003 game, based on a show from the 90s. Honestly, it basically IS a proto-Mascot Horror game, and no one seems to have made that connection, but its actually quite fun.

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The making of this game is an absolute mess. It started out pretty cool, but then they kept adding more, and more, and more, and it felt like they were just throwing shit at the wall at some point. The concept is very interesting so it's a shame it's such a bad game.

As someone in the mascot horeor community to an extent hello neighbour had the biggest fall fromngrace, the alphas were so promising then the betas came out an dgot so so bad and then the game came out and ive seen nothing but hate by the mascot horror community for it.

9438 views in 11 hours Charlatan Wonder glew up

If im not mistaken there is a way to get the USPS to pick up packages at your house if youre shipping in bulk

yknow i was in prague about 2mo after poopy playtime blew up, and like most big cities there were those kiosks with bootleg merch (more common in countries where the copyrighted property isnt from). the stands were COVERED w bootleg poppy playtime plushies. fastest ive ever seen that happen, and i was in the fnaf fandom from the launch of the first game

I liked this channel until I found out the dude is fat, ew, unsubscribed.

This Halloween in July is going to be special. The “make art not content” RUclipsr is going to cover one of the most heavily content farmed genres. I am curious to hear what your opinions will be.

Forgot this channel existed which idk how i love your videos

The game looks fun, but it promoting a known scam organization is p. Sus tbh

God I am absolutely in LOVE with adorable Frisk 😭😍

Yo Charlatan Wonder! I'm a huge fan of your videos. I love your honest style, please keep making game videos the way you want. You made me watch, even if I know I DON'T want to watch a video on Hello Neighbor because I already know it's shit. Thanks for being you!

There was a game that broke me, It was recommended by one of my favorite reviewers, It was a side-scrolling ninja game, This was the most unfinished disgusting piece of jank I ever witnessed I lost all faith in that reviewer and games for a long time and then after that I went on to try to play indivisible, I still have that burning passionate hatred for games, whatever the fuck those were need to end, Eldin ring is dope though

Y'know, one thing thatg saddnes me witg this game is that... some of the ideas actually had potential. I mean a more tatic smalller scale focussed game with a mobile base... why not ? I think with some actual polish, real develment, some economy and map control thrown in it could have been decent. A GDI civil war for once, and Kane working with GDi why he surely has ulterior motves .. not bad storry beats. Hell there's evena couple unit idea that could work if it weren't for the hideous graphics and design... But what we got is jsut... shit with any potential for something even midly entertaining drowned stillborn in it.

But you are a talking cat, if you don't give good legal advice who does?

I still cant believe that the first game was both less buggy and better designed in the beta than in the full release. This game really is an example on why you should stick to your vision rather than chase trends

I was chanting chonkeleus' name the entire intro.

16:25 Were you saying just random brands of spices, or am I just that uncultured? Well I know what onion and garlic powder is at least.

Can't wait for the Banban video.

God damn. Completely forgot Google Stadia was even a thing.

Man, just listening to your story about the button across the grate. The combined mix of incredibly obtuse progression requirements and prerequisites, paired with broken implementation. Damn shame, this game has the opportunity to create a very open and sandbox gameplay environment, where players could find so many ways to get through a given problem. But i guess the devs are more interested in making a point-and-click-adventure style game, but in full 3D. Edit: Good on them to be able to pick up the pieces and make something better from their previous work.

I keep seeing people complaining in the comments about how pipe-guns are illegal for this playthrough because homemade and improvised weapons are outlawed. However the only laws I could find that made these illegal are not the laws of California and are instead ones created by the Federal Government, California does comply with said laws but if California ever decided that they didn't wanted to anymore then they are within the right to ignore them. Plus this challenge was clearly just meant for fun and I don't really see how this subject matters either way in the long run, so please stop harassing CW over this.

I think Hello Neighbor just doesn't have the style, good or bad, the other mascot horror games have.

I like the theme of horror for kids more then the theme of mascot horror for this month.

Pretty much how we made the fried mushrooms at the bar I cooked at that had good food. A tip for beer batter. It helps opening the beer the night before and letting it get flat, the carbonation can mess with the consistency of the batter. We always kept a jug of beer in the walk in. We'd toss them in the batter and right into the fryer where we'd use another basket to submerge them down as they can cook unevenly since they float, I noticed you kept stirring which was also a good choice (and it looks like they cooked evenly) but a working kitchen is hectic. Beer batter is better than a regular egg/flour batter for fried mushrooms IMO also for fried pickles too, you should try making them (use Claussens spears or pickles that aren't limp.) We'd also use the smaller mushrooms however the larger mushrooms we would remove the stem, stuff with either Swiss or Blue Cheese and then wrap them with bacon and fry. They were really good. I've seen

Just a fun thing you might be interested, along with all of us for cooking - Final Fantasy XV fans have made a free cookbook online where the fans came together and created a bunch of foods from the game, then put them all in a book. Just google ''That's It! FFXV cookbook'' and you'll find their official site. The book is a completely free pdf, and the only thing they ask is that if you want to, to donate to one eye charity. So you could not only make some delicious foods, you could also make ones that are all new recepies from there, plus to shed light on a nice community project.

As russian, i can say that "Hello Neighbor" isn't really popular here. Most popular mascot horror in Russia are FNaF (of course) and Poppy playtime (you can find Huggy Wuggy plushie literally everywhere).

Frisk is looking extra handsome in this video

Metro exodus video when?

Are you okay Charly? D:

I preordered HN2, that's 60 quid down the drain, I am so unbelievably pissed off at tinybuild

Let's be real: If anyone would make a mascot game using Sonichu as the mascot, it would be the most traumatizing horror game ever

9:36 Nick calls him Dogmeat. Some others do too. Either that or I am hallucinating what I thought I heard when playing. Kinda like how I randomly hear smoke alarm beeps in my head and I don't know why lol.

Cats are experienced at being inconvenient whenever you want to be productive

I need those mushrooms.....

awesome video

Awe dude. Best wishes on the move. Moving sucks lmao

It obviously can't happen until after Halloween in July, but is there any chance of you covering Sonar Shock? I've been eyeing it for a while, but have been putting off picking it up

I think I might know why it never launched as well here in the states...So when it comes to mascot horror and how well it will do popularity wise there are multiple factors obviously but the two major ones are If markiplier (or jacksepticeye) play it and the videos are entertaining. Or if Game theory does a vid on it...yes there are other theory channels and gamers out there but lets face it those two are the be all end all and will push the game passed indie gamer sphere to bootlegs at the mall. And Markiplier has been open how he doesn't like Hello Neighbor, did an interview asking what his least fave game was and instantly said hello neighbor. As for the Game Theory vids...Now I never saw this first hand I was relayed this by someone, the creator of OG hello neighbor at least, kinda got harassy to MatPat, begging him to make a vid about his game...let's be honest if Gametheory makes a video about your game its the best advertisement, even if the theory is massively wrong. and I think! because the creator kept pushing buttons, making jokes on twitter on "Can't wait for matt patt to see this" and stuff of that nature, with that and knowing via markiplier how bad the game was, never really mad a video...or at least not one that did well. And I will be straight up, after the fireball that is og hello neighbor, (not to the level you did, but I stopped playing indie horror games for a while) I didn't touch hello neighbor anything. I think you are right, if 2 was the game that came out first, and 1 was like an alpha demo build, maybe we be singing a different tune. I also think the lack of plushies is...the mascot is just a guy, a normal dude, nothing really mascotty if that makes since, yes it has a style to it but like...eh? But that is a theory I came up while writing this comment and staring at the mascot. Sorry for the long comment but that's my thoughts

You sound like an English version of German Peter.

25:07 the game was actually released onto steam August last year, but tbh I can't imagine you would want to play that

Man I wish Burial At Sea never existed... It introduced so many plot holes.

Man I wish Burial At Sea never existed... It introduced so many plot holes.

As someone with a culinary education - It's nice to see a 'regular' person being so confident in the kitchen! Your boo is lucky to have such a culinarian man!

Lol Markerplier

Welcome back, hope you're ok

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